This week, according to the Onion News Network, President Obama began holding job performance reviews with every American in an effort to improve national productivity and a UCLA study found that 70% of all praise is sarcastic. In technology news, Apple announced that the iPhone now makes phone calls.
Obama to Hold Job Performance Review with Every American
According to a report from the Onion, the President's latest financial stimulus efforts include personal advice to each citizen on work habits and belt-tightening as well as giant inspirational posters.
70% of All Praise is Sarcastic, According to UCLA Study
When someone says, "Good job," do they mean it? Research shows that usually, the answer is no.
iPhone Now Makes Phone Calls
Apple rolled out the latest iPhone feature, an alternative to texting and Twittering.