7. Sequester Wars
Too bad President Obama confused Spock and Obi-Wan this morning when he mentioned a "Jedi mind meld" during a press conference. He just lost the Trekkie and Star Wars fan vote (oh wait, he's done running for office. It doesn't matter).
#SequesterMovieLines "I felt a disturbance in the sequester...as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."— Shifty33μολὼν λαβέ (@Shifty331) March 1, 2013