Facebook Slams IPO Door, Zombie Hedge Funds, Activist Investors Get Bold, Can't Lose Investments, and More
The destruction of the IPO market by Facebook's botched public offering, the haunting of zombie hedge funds and Wall Street's struggles to attract new IT talent are just a few of the topics people on the Street were discussing this week.
June 08, 2012
2. Can't Lose Investment?
Ponzify, Inc., is offering 15,000,000 shares of its Class A stock. Several times, in fact. Ask enough questions, we'll let you in on the super secret Class B voting shares. Threaten to go to the SEC, and we'll meet you near the airport. Just to talk.
—John Flowers, in his mock S-1 Registration Statement for Ponzify, Inc.
Source: Prospectus for Silicon Valley's Next Hot Tech IPO, Where Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong












