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2. Can't Lose Investment?
Ponzify, Inc., is offering 15,000,000 shares of its Class A stock. Several times, in fact. Ask enough questions, we'll let you in on the super secret Class B voting shares. Threaten to go to the SEC, and we'll meet you near the airport. Just to talk.
—John Flowers, in his mock S-1 Registration Statement for Ponzify, Inc.