Earlier this month, David Letterman offered ideas for how to put the "fun" back in "financial crisis" and this week, the gang at Doogleheimer & Schmitt released a new video about the BlackBookBerry.Top Ten Ways to Make the Financial Crisis More Fun
10. Take a page from President Bush and ignore it
9. When Dow Jones drops more than 800 points, every American gets free mozzarella stix at Applebee's
8. Replace Lehman Brothers with the Wayans Brothers
7. File for bankruptcy three times and the fourth one is free!
6. Invest half your portfolio in liquor, the other half in strippers 5. Goodbye repo men, hello repo monkeys
4. Don't call it a "bailout" or a "rescue," call it a "fun-nancial crisis" 3. Put it all on Ball State and give the 16 points
2. Enjoy blank stare when Katie Couric asks Sarah Palin what "FDIC" stands for 1. Hire O.J. and his goons to steal back your money
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